memewhore:

 

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

Fuck Pakistan!

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

(Source: imprecise)

jrgwontsurvive:

rickymartinofficial:

wtfced:

negrodjango:

atluen:

freshest-tittymilk:

trippin-through-reality:

Hypnotiq + Hennesy (mixed) = Incredible Hulk

momma wantsssss

this tastes reallll good… imo

This is going to be my birthday drank

BALERIE!!! Itzzzz duh colah of ur roooooolm

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

(Source: vurtual)

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

I—

best-of-funny:

westerbroski:

triggerlocke:

submissivefeminist:

I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!

shhh

just watch

X

(Source: dextravis)

blush-er:

flowaah:

the rosiest of rosy ♡

Rosy xx

(Source: ladylolike)

teamfreeurl:

du4ne:

no matter how many followers i get i swear only 12 people actually read my posts

that’s all jesus needed